I will have Insomnia soon and I know it ;_;

bu,


help me sleep pwease

Still not asleep

Take shower before sleeping!

If other people ever have the same problem, here are some solutions:
1) Drink hot milk
2) Count sheep
3) Fap furiously

>MF< wrote:Take shower before sleeping!

I rarely sleep you know.

Ling-Ling wrote:If other people ever have the same problem, here are some solutions:
1) Drink hot milk
2) Count sheep
3) Fap furiously

1) Will try this
2) Work makes me stay up
3) ಠ_ಠ

Neko wrote:
3) ಠ_ಠ

I suggest some more open-mindedness. "Whenever you can't nap, you've gotta fap!" is what they say in... Err... A very very wise and reputable place.

BG-0 wrote:

Neko wrote:
3) ಠ_ಠ

I suggest some more open-mindedness. "Whenever you can't nap, you've gotta fap!" is what they say in... Err... A very very wise and reputable place.

I don't know about that, but as long as you're in bed already, there are really only so many things you can do to pass the time. Ling Ling has good suggestions.

dok wrote:
Ling Ling has good suggestions.

See, dok does it, why wouldn't you?

Anyway, this may help too:
1) Avoid get adrenaline in your blood before you go to bed. This means you may have to avoid things like videogames, actionmovies, evil doctors with big syringes full of adrenaline. Watch a boring documentary about the romance between platypus siblings instead. (inb4 wincest)
2) Avoid energydrinks or other drinks which contain a lot of sugar. Not only do they keep you awake, they also make you fat.
3) A few hours before you go to bed, try do something which tires you. Watch out with sports though, because after a while they will increase the adrenaline levels in your blood ( see 1) ). Go dig a hole in your garden, just to fill it again, or fap furiously.
4) If you're still not tired, take some fucking sleeppills. All hope is lost anyway.

1, 2, 3 and 4 are all good suggestions


My problem however is work, I can't just go to sleep like that, that'd be considered as truanting. And I don't really want to spend a lot of time looking for another job.

Yes, it's a vicious cycle, poor me