Pokemon adventure

Today is a special day! It is my 10th birthday, which means I get my first pokemon!
Professor Junipor forgot my gender and name though, so I had to tell her again:
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And that's where my story begins.

After waking up, I'm suprised to find my 2 best friends coming over. Of course they didn't just come for me. Because for some reason, it's their birthday too. funny coincidence, isn't it!
My friends were in very excited though, because in my room was something special:
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That's right. It was a gift for the three of us. And guess what was inside? 3 POKEBALLS!
Since the present was in my room, I could pick first.
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I didn't go for the fire one, because they always look retarded. So I decided to pick the grass pokemon, Snivy.
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Everybody knows Grass > Water, so the choice was obvious.
After we all chose a pokemon, Bianca had the crazy idea to have a quick pokebattle. I had to fight her Oshawott first. This was going to be easy.
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Of course I won, and I already trained my pokemon a bit!
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Now Bianca wanted me and Cheren to have a battle, because it would be unfair otherwise (and she couldn't stand me winning). He had the fire pokemon Tepig though, so this could be harder. But it wasn't, as his pokemon fainted after a couple of hits.
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Snivy even reached level 6!
There was one thing we forgot though: going outside. Since we had those 2 battles in my room, it turned into a total mess. There were even footsteps on the walls! I still don't know how those got there.
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Luckily I have a mother who was going to clean it up. I was too lazy to do it anyway. Thanks mom!
Mom also told me I had to visit professor Juniper. So I went outside. I had to take a picture of my crib first though, so y'all can be jealous about it:
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So Cheren, Bianca and I went to Professir Juniper's lab. Bianca was late again though, but she always is.
Once inside, Professor Juniper told us she wanted us to travel the world so we could collect pokemon data for that fancy pokedex she gave us. She also said I could give a nickname to Snivy, which I did.
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I chose the name Linis. I like it because it's a short word for Ling-Ling's penis. I hope I won't lose it this time though! After all this official talk. Professor Juniper asked us to meet her at route 1, where she would teach us how to catch pokemon. It was a pretty awesome experience, and she was able to catch this hamster with rabies. I think it was called Patrat.
When the battle was over, Professor Juniper gave us some pokeballs for free! That was so nice of her.
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And this is the end of day one. All I can say is it was the best day of my life, and I'm totally tripping balls right now.

10/10 would read again.

This is legit. Photographic documentation of my life.

Signed,
Dok

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Nooooo Neko, it can't be MF! This was the new story I promised you! 5eva!

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